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  • Chocoholic Tea Towel - chocolate

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Thoughts From A Chocoholic tea towel design by Textures Textiles.
Scientists have a theory that chocolate slows down the ageing process...it may not be true, but dare we take the chance? This humorous tea towel displays 10 theories which prove that eating chocolate is good for us! 1. A balanced diet consists of five major food groups: dairy, grains, meats, fruit and veg, and chocolate. 2. Chocolate has many preservatives which make you look younger. 3. A box of chocolates can provide your daily intake of calories all in one go. Isn't that handy! 4. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries count as fruit so, eat as many as you want! 5. Diet tip: eat a chocolate bar before each meal, it takes the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less! 6. Chocolate is always there for you when you don't have a shoulder to cry on. 7. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But hey! What's wrong with you?! 8. Eating equal amounts of dark and white chocolate makes a perfectly balanced diet. 9. Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment! 10. Put 'Eat Chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do daily. Then you'll get at least one thing done! Chocolate doesn't make the world go round...but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!

Top quality 100% cotton tea towel.
Size: 46cm x 78cm - 18 inch x 31 inch.
Machine washable.
Absorbent and durable.
Made in the UK.

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