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  • Dieting Under Stress Tea Towel - diet, humorous

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Dieting Under Stress tea towel design by Textures Textiles.
Dieting Under Stress - 10 Rules On How To Combine A Successful Diet With Life As A Normal Human Being! 1. If you eat something and no one sees you, the food has no calories. 2. When you eat with someone else, the calories do not count if they eat more than you do. 3. If you drink a diet cola with a chocolate bar, it cancels the calories in the chocolate. 4. Broken biscuits contain no calories - the process of breaking causes calorie leakage. 5. Food used for medicinal purposes never counts e.g. hot chocolate for relaxation; brandy for fortification. 6. It is recommended that you fatten up everyone around you so that you appear slimmer. 7. Food licked off cutlery or a bowl has no calories if you are following a recipe e.g. icing a cake; whipping cream for the top of a trifle. 8. TV and cinema food contain no calories as they are part of the whole entertainment package. 9. Foods of the same colour have the same number of calories e.g. spinach and mint ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate, water and a large gin and tonic. 10. It is a myth that you have to run a marathon to work off a meal. One brisk trot around the settee will work off a bowl of spaghetti, then you will need a chocolate bar to rebuild your strength!

Top quality 100% cotton tea towel.
Size: 46cm x 78cm - 18 inch x 31 inch.
Machine washable.
Absorbent and durable.
Made in the UK.

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